Is it just me or does my nose look totally sideways in this picture?
And is this how it looks IN REAL LIFE? AAAAAGH!
I mean, seriously, it’s been bugging me for weeks.
There comes a time in every dirty, mouthy hooker’s life in which she finds herself in the unavoidable situation of being drunk to the point of stupid activity but unfortunately not so drunk that she drinks herself into a safely somnolent stupor. On occasion, believe it or not, this has happened to me. Which is … Continue reading
I feel compelled to share with you, my dear myspaz friends, a disconcerting thing that just happened. See, The Kid has a little package of Gummi Bears. Of course, as the reigning parental unit, this package of Gummi Bears is fair game, and I was busying myself with eating some of them when it happened. … Continue reading
I feel funny. You know, when you have that feeling that things just aren’t right and nothing seems to work? I feel antsy, so I have a smoke, but that’s not really what I wanted, so I go online and post a Relationship Rx, and that’s not really working for me either because I don’t … Continue reading
Dudes! This blog is my 100th. The next blog I do will be a celebration of my 101st Blog. I have some questions to answer, some reader-love to deliver, and some apologizing for being so lame in the 100 Miles department lately. It’s all happening tomorrow. Don’t miss it! So, Meeps is cooking me dinner, right? … Continue reading
So apparently, some people think that blog-tag is comparable to puking in your own mouth, being anally raped while being forced to watch old Friends reruns, or drinking a raw egg seasoned with a little live goldfish. I am, apparently, the last member of the cool kids group to realize that tagging apparently is hell on earth. After hearing … Continue reading
There is nothing funnier to me than the typos that I and others make when we are trying to type too fast. I also like to make up abbreviations and words or phrases. I have a vast collection of words from various emails, IM conversations, text messages, and blogging that I thought I’d share with … Continue reading
Table of Contents Okay. This here’s the intro to my letter to my son. First, a little background. My son doesn’t live with me. We see each other a lot, and his dad and I are pretty close, but he lives with his dad and his sister (not mine). I’ll blog about that one day, … Continue reading
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