ebay jackers

To all the assholes out there who have ever gone onto Ebay and bid on an item when it has less than one minute to go in the auction: I. Hate. You.

If you have ever stolen a camera from someone who has patiently waited for four days and played by the rules by bidding like they’re supposed to: I. Hate. You.

You have ruined my faith in Ebay forever. I am crushed, heartbroken, despondent. You deserve to have the fucker break into a million bitty pieces before it is delivered to your house by Ace Ventura, who then steals your fucking dog and breaks your car windshield with a baseball bat.

Truly, you do.

The good news is: I found another one for ONLY fifty more dollars. I was effing pissed though! I was SO excited to win my first Ebay auction and some asshole came in with less than a minute to go, and outbid me for a mutherfuckin’ dollar. Jerkoff.

My camera will be here in 2-3 days, though. So that’s the upside. I did the “Buy It Now” thing. Fuck that bidding nonsense. That’s for retard masochists that like having their dreams ripped away with less than a minute to go. Sold down the river. For a dollar! I tell ya.

I think that the response to my interior monologue was such that I shall write another. Not today, though. Today is reserved for hating Ebay Jackers.

Whew! Now that I have that out of my system: I shall go read blogs and return with many good links and interesting stuff.

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