This is a drunked blog. If there are typos, I won’t notice them till tomorrow. So I need your forbearance till then. See, I still use big words.
Holy shit, I don’t think I’ve laughed as hard in weeks as I did tonight. The Family had to load me in the back seat, I was laughing so hard. At nothing. And apparently I was also “flailing about” because afyter dropping off 1N, I couldn’t move to the front seat without promising not to flail anymore. I didn’t know that I have the tendency to flail when intoxicated. But apparently I do.
Apparently I also fell up my stairs while trying to unlock my door. The Dog had a fun time licking my face till I got up. Note to self: don’t try unlocking door, falling on face, and answering phone at the same time.
Me, I made sure to get before and after pictures for you guys. It turned into a frickin’ comic strip. I hope you enjoy, because tomorrow when i log in and see what I posted in my drnuked state, I I will prolly take it down.
I see typos. But they’re funny so I shall leave them.
This is how the night progressed:
I know I have some spectacular typos. But how many bloggers you know can be drunked and yet post a picture blog at the same time?
Thaz wha’ I thought, bitches.