You guys, seriously. Why do men think that random email come-ons actually work? WHY? I have no doubt I am merely the victim of a mass-mailing directed at any women showing as “online” at the time this asshat was sending his email, but I am still offended. The worst thing is, is that he lives in Seattle, which means that it’s vaguely possible that I might actually come across this man at some point, and if so I think I might just expire from laughing too hard.

I did borrow from PVDD in my response, but since I’m admitting it, it’s not plagiarism, right?

From: Sean
Date: Jan 28, 2007 6:57 PM

Hi I have an offer for youif you choose to accept ot I will give you $5000. I am not looking for sex or nudity all you have to do is tie me up and torture me. Interested?

From: 2N
Date: Jan 28, 2007 7:08 PM

You know, I have given this a lot of thought over the last half a second, and I’m going to have to go with “no”.

Perhaps you’d have better luck were you to select people that indicated an interest in that sort of thing, a group of which I am not a member.

Why do you think this kind of thing is okay to randomly send to women on Myspace? I am clearly, were you to even look at my profile, not here for something like that, and I am completely offended that you would send something like this to me.

You might try the web-cam whores though. I hear they’re up for anything.

Seriously, you guys, what IS it about men like this that drive them to send random messages to women like me with no indication whatsoever that their advances would be welcome? I mean, honestly!