So last night I was trying to experiment with new site headers and tag lines.

This was my one attempt, and then I gave up. And you can see that I couldn’t even come up with a tagline to put in there.

I’m clearly not cut out to be a graphic designer. It took me like, seriously, hours to make this. I am Photoshopically challenged.

Nor am I cut out to be a copyeditor, since I couldn’t come up with an interesting tagline either.

• Bringing you bloggity bits of goodness since 2006. Seriously.
• Now with even MORE llama.
• READ ME. Everyone’s doing it.

So, in desperation, I turned to a free tagline generator. I decided to use key words that come out of my keyboard and/or real life mouth on a fairly regular basis:

Seriously

• A radical new seriously.
• Get your daily dose of seriously.
• Seriously keeps them coming back.
• Seriously, any time of day.

2N

• To 2N, or not to 2N.
• It all comes back to 2N.
• Women love 2N. (honestly, who doesn’t??)
• Long live 2N.

Goodness Sakes

• Goodness sakes beams with quality.
• Where is your goodness sakes?
• Goodness sakes: just what you needed.
• Just gotta have goodness sakes.

I was hoping they would be soooo much funnier. I’m not feeling ANY of these! Where is my inspiration when I need it?

PS: And just before I click Publish, a Comcast Triple Play advertisement comes on, and its tagline:

Get your geek on.

GAH! Taken!