Teammates! I am a little drunked. Okay fine, a lot. For instance, I am on my second bottle of Chateau St. Michelle's Gewurztraminer. The first was started, oh, around 3 PM during today's boating expedition. Here's what I love about this wine. Number one, it's a white, but it's not super dry. 2N is not… Continue reading a whole lotta nuthin’
So my son turns on Nick at Nite, then goes to bed, leaving me here MySpazzing and suddenly realizing that my TV screen is currently populated with a young John Stamos, Mary-Kate (or Ashley) and Candace Whoever. Cameron? I don't know. Plus loads of bad acting that as a kid, I just thought was the… Continue reading full house? save me…PLEASE!
So No N calls me. She's got stroganoff. Yum. I go over, I bring a bottle of wine. So far, so good. I make it in the house without any major calamities, we eat, we pour a glass of wine. I go outside to take a phone call. I come back in. A fly is… Continue reading …and then more bugs
So in preparation for my pending famousness, I am traveling today incognito: I'm going for The Britney Spears Baby On My Lap look. Is it working? In reality, I went for a walk with the Dog and No N. I particularly like how I look like a trucker with my hat. That hair is frickin'… Continue reading walkin’ the dog, walkin’ the dog
Remind me again why I love the Dog. Because when I come home to this: Which is the result of a horribly mutilated throw pillow: I have a hard time remembering. I also take exception to people who come ringing my doorbell, trying to sell me windows and security systems and whatnot, and assume that… Continue reading when throw pillows attack…they get the beat down
Dudes! This blog is my 100th. The next blog I do will be a celebration of my 101st Blog. I have some questions to answer, some reader-love to deliver, and some apologizing for being so lame in the 100 Miles department lately. It's all happening tomorrow. Don't miss it! So, Meeps is cooking me dinner, right?… Continue reading 2N, small garlic bulbs, and boneless, skinless chicken
Didja missme? I, my friends, have been experiencing some of the best times I've had all year over the last couple of days. I'll leave it at that, but suffice to say that all is going swimmingly in 2N-Land. I, however, am stymied by children. I, your favorite 'traded blogger, spent last night and this… Continue reading 2n’s evening of domestic bliss
I'm being profane here. Seriously. I apologize, but I'm still a little shaken up. Dudes. I just paid back all those people that intervened when PK and his brother tried to stuff me in their truck like a overgrown sack of potatoes. First: some backdrop. I live in a pretty ghetto part of town (as… Continue reading something bad happened…very un-rad.
Ladies and gentlemen. The urban meadow is no more. No N says that the neighbors are ecstatic because their property value just went up. I'm ecstatic because I no longer have to fear dropping my keys in that mess and never finding them again. As almost happened the other night. I still need to mow,… Continue reading the attack of the urban meadow
Good morning! So apparently you all liked the drama-packed 100 Miles better than the mushy one, because I received exactly 1 comment (from my dear friend Vilate). This is why I don't do mush, people. Seriously. I took the Dog for a walk today, we went to the park. I managed to fit it into the 30… Continue reading actually having a puppy in the park