around the house · pesty pets

“sick as a dog” takes on an entirely new meaning

Okay, so. The Dog is sick. Pretty effin sick, which sucks but also makes me really really glad I decided to take him today. It also means that I won't be doing the tattoo thing this week, since my dog's health trumps me getting more ink on my back. Yay for me and my philanthropic… Continue reading “sick as a dog” takes on an entirely new meaning

around the house · drunked and drunkeder · pesty pets

a typical sunday…abstinence is for assholes

7:26 AM: Realize that the wet drip, drip drip on my face is not in fact the result of fantabulously-hot-dream-guy's unrestrainble passion for me, but instead the slimy output of my dog's panting tongue. He's staring soulfully into my eyes in a mute attempt to warn me that if I don't get up ASAP I… Continue reading a typical sunday…abstinence is for assholes