Good evening, kids! Today’s LFB assignment was to write a blog from one of the other LFB blogger’s perspective. It’s up to you, dear audience members, to research and decide who I’m trying (in my pitifully insufficient way) to imitate. The day started like any other day, I suppose. I woke up a little disoriented,
Once upon a time… No. Scratch that. This ain’t no regular fairytale, my friends. This here’s the story of Ray. Ray was…well, we’ll just call him well-endowed. In school, Ray was always picked on. He was too nervous to change in the locker rooms. The other boys beat him up out of sheer jealousy. He
As I sashayed my dirty mouthy hooker ass into the bar, I could feel that it was going to be a good night. It was summer, my favorite time of year. I was wearing my favorite skimpy tank top that showed off my tattoo to perfection, my skin was a perfect golden brown, and the
This of course will make more sense if you read the Police Report filed on Thursday morning. Even more sense if you read this blog about Oreos and the comments in this blog. Monday, June 5, 2006 Dear Diary, I had another one of my blackouts today. This is getting a little wierd, and frankly, I’m a little freaked out.