Hi, my name is 2N, and I like pineapple on my pizza. Also: I use ketchup on everything, I swear by floppy bacon, and I put my toilet paper on the roll with the end going over the top of the roll. I'm a woman, and sometimes I don't get why people get hung up… Continue reading get your memes off my pineapple
I don't do well in the heat. Being that I live in the Pacific Northwest, you can imagine the effect the blistering heat has on something that is accustomed to a damp, dank environment. That's right. I'm like a slug dried up on the sidewalk. Here I would normally insert a picture as reference, but...just… Continue reading it’s hotter than shut-your-mouth
So. I had this bright idea. I have a crockpot, right? Like, put in the food and kind of just let dinner cook itself. So I thought to myself, hey! Why don't I start actually cooking dinner? I can use this handy crockpot! Oh! I know! I'll come up with a whole week's worth of dinners, go… Continue reading crockpotting is easy right? no. just…no.
Here I am, in the back of a cab again, only this time heading to my hotel near the French Quarter in New Orleans, Louisiana. I'm excited about this trip for several reasons, primarily because I've never been here before. and I'm taking a few personal days before the meetings that I'm actually here to… Continue reading tech and taxis
You guys, it's basically three weeks into the new year and already I am SO OVER IT. Seriously. After everything with my grandma, now The Dog is missing. He got freaked out after the fireworks after the Seahawks playoff win (!) and took off Sunday night, hasn't been seen or reported anywhere since. I've registered… Continue reading 2015: you can just SUCK IT
Interesting topic from the other day (thank you Siv)...things I don't like. Or, more accurately, things I hate. I do try to teach the Kid that we don't HATE things, we just...strongly dislike them. But honestly, there are some really weird things that bug me. So I thought I'd post about it. Of course I… Continue reading 47 first world problems
...because then I have to go buy new ones. On a side note, is anyone surprised that I only just today got my Christmas tree? Yeah, me either. So...just before my birthday, this happened. Which was, to say the least, disappointing. If not heartbreaking. Especially because I've always tried to be so careful with my phones. Witness… Continue reading this is why i can’t have nice things
In case you're wondering, no, my yard and garden has not magically grown back overnight. I took more pictures. Maybe I can use these as the "before" pictures when I do something about this next spring and summer. If it doesn't just get pruned back by an over-zealous landlord, that is. The worst is this… Continue reading yep. it still looks like sh*t.
You guys, I'm pretty heartbroken right now. One of the things I absolutely loved about this house from the moment I saw it was the greenery. There were rhododendrons, several trees, huge hydrangeas, and an enormous camellia tree in the front yard. It made me happy just to look out and see all the plants… Continue reading where are my plants?
Is it just me or does my nose look totally sideways in this picture? And is this how it looks IN REAL LIFE? AAAAAGH! I mean, seriously, it's been bugging me for weeks.