“bedroom aides” and other euphemisms

So, today I’m talking about sex toys. Yep. If you’re squeamish or offended by the idea of discussing little plastic/rubber/motorized toys used in the bedroom (and other places) you may want to stop reading and go find something else. I promise I won’t be offended.   If you’ve read any of my older stuff, you…

lfb: oh for the love of pete!

Oh shit. Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit. WHY?! WHY do I have to be so dumb? I can’t BELIEVE this! Me and my frickin’ bright ideas, I tell you, if I got any smarter I’d be in kindergarten. For pete’s sake. … So, I didn’t MEAN to do it, okay? I guess I never MEAN to, it’s just that…

plus size plus one….or five…six…seven? eight?

So never in a million years did I anticipate that my blog yesterday about “plus size” women and the media’s impact on body images would spark such a response. It appears that SecondHandMuse, Capricorn Sister, Andy Ennui, Ragu, Tina, Barbcue, Mestophales, and my dearest Vilate have all thrown in their two cents on the topic I posted about yesterday. I read them all, and…

a plus size what?

Another soapbox blog, people. I think that it’s safe to say that most women are at least a little concerned about their weight and/or body image. Women readers: if you are one of the point-oh-one percent that looks in the mirror and thinks that you’re absolutely fabulous the way you are, I think that is…

and now i talk religion…and sex!

Okay, okay okay OKAY! I know I’ve posted four blogs today, and I’m really sorry but I have to get this last one out of my system. Then I swear I’ll leave you alone for the next few days. Promise. I’m talking religion here. If hearing certain religious views challenged (or really, downright degraded) is…

good sex: volume three

Hi there. For your reading pleasure, twice in one day, here I am. What better topic than sex? Because when it’s so hot out that you can’t even think about doing it, what’s better than blogging about it? This blog talks about sex, and it’s really long. So if you don’t want to read about sex, stop now and…

what you won’t find…and things you will

Lessons learned for today (excuse the third person talk, but it’s almost funnier that way): 2N needs to pay all bills. On time. 2N does not handle stress well at times. 2N also needs to get her ass out of her office and onto the floor more often, as there are six new teammates in…