lfb: no fear (or maybe some)

This week’s LFB topic: A commentary on your biggest fear. Hmmmmm. I’m afraid of a lot of things, it seems like sometimes. Like I’m just a big quivering jelly bucket of fear. Then other times, it seems like I’m being incredibly brave…like getting tattoos and piercings and trying new things. Talking about fear, I think, is…

lfb: the good life

It’s not that bad, my life. Not really. I mean, most days I get at least an hour or two chillin’ out in my cradle, blissin’ out to the charge, you know? Just kinda gettin’ high on life, I guess you could say. I don’t really get many days where I sit there all day,…

lfb: football fantasia

So it is indeed that time of year again. The time of year when I cease having a boyfriend. He gets suspiciously replaced with a screaming, rabid football fan. PVDD not only watches football, he commissions a fantasy football league, the Felonious Football League. He’s got two team owners that live in other states, so…

lfb: morning melodrama

“What a beautiful morning,” Bonnie said with a sigh as she seated herself at the table in the breakfast nook across from her husband. “Mmmhmm,” His nose was buried in the newspaper, as usual, his coffee cup steaming at his elbow and a cigarette smoldering in the ashtray in front of him. Bonnie’s gaze wandered…

lfb: hidden treasures

So, I thought that maybe I would do some sort of clever play on the topic and amaze everyone with my brilliance, but, alas that was not to be. Instead, I found this in my poetry archives and thought that it was somehow appropriate. So, enjoy. Hopefully. 5/19/05 Unwind the box Lift the lid (It’s a…

lfb: blah

BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! A hand, finally fumbling from beneath a mound of blankets, groped around on the nightstand until it located the blaring alarm clock. Several tries later, the alarm clock was silenced, and the room regained its early-morning stillness. Forty minutes later, the silence was again…

lfb: broken record

“Dani! Dani! Turn on the TV, you will never guess what’s on!” Half asleep, Dani scrubbed at her eyes with the back of her hand as she tried to make sense of what Becky was telling her. “Television? What? What time is it?” “I don’t know, why does that matter? Hurry! Channel eleven!” Groping on…

lfb: would thee like my bowthe?

LFB. There’s Nothing Like It. This week: A fairy tale involving a witch and a talking cat. Include a jar of marmalade and a bottle of sake. The Previous Adventures of Mouse and Rockefeller “Mouthe! Mouthe!” “What, you stupid, mangy, flea-bitten mutt?” It was obvious that Mouse was not pleased with her erstwhile companion. She…

lfb: happy birthday!

Not Just A Pretty Face. Today’s topic: LFB’s One Year Anniversary! Tomorrow marks the one year anniversary of LFB. Cappy Sis and I, I think, are the two remaining members of the original cast of this group, and it has been…interesting, to say the least. Unlike Cappy Sis, who has a perfect record of posting her…