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get brunked…old school style

When I decide to throw calorie counting to the winds, I like to do it in a highly visible, extremely obnoxious fashion. I bring you: karaoke night at our favorite divey karaoke bar from back in the day. Similar to the monthly coffee date, last night was a wonderfully long walk down memory lane, in… Continue reading get brunked…old school style

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yet more travel and karaoke-bar-freakouts

Another week of travel coming up for your beloved blogger The Unsinkable. This week it's back to LA for a fun (or not) three-day series of meetings with developer-types and then a weekend of boating, drinking and fun with my LA besties! I shall endeavor both to not drop my phone in the water AND… Continue reading yet more travel and karaoke-bar-freakouts

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birfday 2012: the recap

In my opinion, birthday parties should always be held at dive bars, while dressed to the nines and surrounded by your closest friends. Oh, and you should have a rule about re-gifting...as in, everyone should do it. This year was pretty epic, my friends, as you can tell by checking out the photo album. I'm… Continue reading birfday 2012: the recap

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It’s my birfday soon!

As you may already know, Monday is my birthday! In previous years, this involves getting dressed up and going to my favorite karaoke watering hole. What makes it fun is being dressed up but going to a total dive bar. Since I moved to Kent last year, and the aforementioned karaoke watering hole is located… Continue reading It’s my birfday soon!

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drinking yourself under a bench…not just for kids anymore!

There comes a time in every dirty, mouthy hooker's life in which she finds herself in the unavoidable situation of being drunk to the point of stupid activity but unfortunately not so drunk that she drinks herself into a safely somnolent stupor. On occasion, believe it or not, this has happened to me. Which is… Continue reading drinking yourself under a bench…not just for kids anymore!