Category: drunked and drunkeder

yet more travel and karaoke-bar-freakouts

Another week of travel coming up for your beloved blogger The Unsinkable. This week it’s back to LA for a fun (or not) three-day series of meetings with developer-types and then a weekend of boating, drinking and fun with my LA besties! I shall endeavor both to not drop my phone in the water AND

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drinking yourself under a bench…not just for kids anymore!

There comes a time in every dirty, mouthy hooker’s life in which she finds herself in the unavoidable situation of being drunk to the point of stupid activity but unfortunately not so drunk that she drinks herself into a safely somnolent stupor. On occasion, believe it or not, this has happened to me. Which is

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ode to my hat.

It truly is amazing what comes out of the woodwork when you post a pic of yourself with the word “Porn” in it. So far this morning, I have been asked whether I’d like to share too-hot-for-Myspace pics, how many movies I’ve made, and a rather innocuous sounding “Hi, how was your weekend?” (that’s how

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viagra, kisses, and coochies

Well, well well. I ALMOST flaked out on my commitment to myself to blog more frequently. Yes, you might point out (rightly) that it has indeed been nine days since my last blog, but let’s kindly compare to the length of time prior to my return from hiatus, which was roughly two and a half

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not ascurred!

One would think, reasonably so, that a mature, successful, thirty-one-year-old mother would be beyond engaging in free-for-all catfights at the local watering hole. Fights that have to be broken up by several MEN, in which bras get ripped, hair gets pulled, and necks get scratched. One would think so, anyway. Unless, of course, we’re talking

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