discussions with the Kid: on ovaries and boogers

I have discovered that the Kid will be an awesome blogger as he gets older. He never stops talking. It’s like this constant stream of random, five-year-old consciousness coming from him. When it’s not inane questions about things (why, why, why…?) then it’s not-so-educated discourse on where sneezes come from, who […]

alcohol + tanning = ewwwwww

I have a good story to share today. But first I will describe my day, just the highlights: Apparently, per my son, I have been pronouncing “butt-whoopin’” all wrong all this time. It is in actuality, “whoop-buttin’”. Noted. I am a magnet for guys looking for trashy women. Today’s hall-of-famer Cletus […]