Tag: accident prone

And day 2 was no better

I’d love to report that day 1, what with all the orange juice spills and stickiness of skirt was just an anomaly and that I returned to a manageable level of craziness thereafter…but no. Today is day 2, and already I’ve lost a toenail and…BURNED MYSELF WITH MY CURLING IRON FOR THE THIRD TIME. I

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off to a just wonderful start (/sarcasm)

Well. I am writing this as I am a scant 3.5 hours into this trip and already I’ve had a spectacularly messy 2N travel first. As usual, I couldn’t keep my eyes open during takeoff and snoozed my way happily to 10,000 feet, at which point the flight attendant came by: did I want anything

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