Tag: awkward crushes

throwback thursdays (vol. 5): of lawn boys and stalkers

I re-read this today and cracked up. Poor Lawnboy. How does one explain that one isn’t interested, in a way that salvages both your self-respect and their ego? Answer: run recklessly and with wild abandon through your house, away from the front door where the poor lawn boy is waiting to just get a moment

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lfb: she likes me! (earnest and masta pud, part three)

Part One | Part Two It was Phase Three of Ernest’s master plan to become popular, and things couldn’t have been going any better. Armed with his new name (Masta Pud) and his new wardrobe (the pink cashmere sweater did look fine, if he did say so himself), he was on his way to nail down Phase

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