lfb: she likes me! (earnest and masta pud, part three)
Part One | Part Two It was Phase Three of Ernest’s master plan to become popular, and things couldn’t
lfb: masta pud gets fashionable (earnest: part two)
Having established his new persona, Masta Pud knew it was time for step two of his plan.
lfb: earnest and masta pud
“Earnest! It’s time for school!” Earnest’s mother’s voice echoed up the stairway, under his pillow, and straight
lfb: what women want
As I sashayed my dirty mouthy hooker ass into the bar, I could feel that it was
