Helllllooooooo team.

This here’s my first drunken blog.

Okay I’m not drunk, okay? But I have a seriously sweet buzz going on. And I really like it.

So last weekend, I had this idea. For a really great blog. It was going to be a sort of timeline of my evening, from starting out all nice and pretty, to being off my ass by the end of the night.

So in the first picture, I looked okay, and then in the last picture, I was really trying hard to look drunk. Which, combined with the fact that I really was drunk resulted in a truly, truly awful picture. I look like a hard-used hooker who’s fresh outta crack.

Seriously.

I scrapped the whole blog idea because this picture was so bad that I couldn’t bear posting it when I woke up the next morning and saw it. So the only reason I’m telling you this is because of the aforementioned sweet buzz I have going on.

In fact, it’s SO nice, that I’m going to share with you my photo blog from last weekend.

So.

Before

After

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

Hate me because I’m a drunk crack whore!

Seriously though. You guys still love me even though I looked like that, right? Because I’d still love you guys. I would. Seriously.