Hi team!

Wouldn’t you effin’ know it, I finally feel capable of cranking out a blog, I sit down…and I can’t think of anything to say.

Or rather, perhaps I have too much to say and I don’t know where to start.

You pick.

So during this last week of convalescence, I have had a LOT of time on my hands with which to kind of just sit and watch life happening. I realized that it IS indeed possible to wake up naturally prior to 10 AM on a day when I’m not going in to work.

I realized that my son is a lot smarter and more considerate than I sometimes give him credit for, seeing him gently hug me and anxiously asking if that hurt my “broked arm”.

I realized that walking around naked in the daytime in the middle of the work week is just absolutely delicious. Hey, it’s hard to get dressed, all right?

I realized that I love blogging and I miss it terribly, and I really wish I had some sort of text-to-speech type of program to help me out in this area.

I realized that there’s a lot of things I wish I was better at, and that sometimes it helps just to admit that you don’t know everything and to move on.

I learned that there IS life after it’s all over.

And lots of other things too. It’s been almost a brain vacation this last week. I’ve worked a little bit, but nothing too strenuous. I even ran out of books to read which left me either just sitting (which is cooler than it sounds) or reading Cosmo. Let me tell you, it’s no wonder that chicks are fucked up, seriously. I planned a whole blog wherein I hand out all the great advice I learned from Cosmo over the last week. Mind boggling.

I have an LFB blog due, in which I will cleverly describe my accident. I have the “what I did for fourth of july” obligatory photo blog. I have the Cosmo blog, and a couple other off-the-wall odds and ends that hopefully will make it out by Sunday. We’ll see.

I missed you guys, I tried catching up on all the blogs but I think I need to just call it good and continue forward from here. So if I missed a few, I apologize, and I will be in full force and effect from here on out.