Tag: trash talk

shove your ice cream up your ass, and other literacy lessons

Two topics to this blog. I’m assuming that you would much prefer one blog chock full of amusing subjects as opposed to several single-topic ones, but if I’m wrong, please sue me, as I have lots of money. Firstly, and eminently most important, I need you to see why exactly Vilate has secured the position of My Myspace Fantasy

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alcohol + tanning = ewwwwww

I have a good story to share today. But first I will describe my day, just the highlights: Apparently, per my son, I have been pronouncing “butt-whoopin’” all wrong all this time. It is in actuality, “whoop-buttin’”. Noted. I am a magnet for guys looking for trashy women. Today’s hall-of-famer Cletus The Eternal Optimist, age 20,

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fun with email: more trash talk

I’ve been on the receiving end of some truly inspiring emails today that I thought I would share. Names and identifying characteristics, facts, and details have been changed. Oh wait! There ARE no details or facts in any of these. Please note that I have kept all grammar, spelling, and punctuation intact.