Tales From The Inbox: Keep Your Pee-Pee To Yourself Limiting to two this time. I plan to blog again before I go out tonight, and who knows? Maybe even a drunked blog when I get home! Will someone please check out my profile ASAP and see what is it about what’s on there that prompts
Tag: trashy emails
Two topics to this blog. I’m assuming that you would much prefer one blog chock full of amusing subjects as opposed to several single-topic ones, but if I’m wrong, please sue me, as I have lots of money. Firstly, and eminently most important, I need you to see why exactly Vilate has secured the position of My Myspace Fantasy
I have a good story to share today. But first I will describe my day, just the highlights: Apparently, per my son, I have been pronouncing “butt-whoopin’” all wrong all this time. It is in actuality, “whoop-buttin’”. Noted. I am a magnet for guys looking for trashy women. Today’s hall-of-famer Cletus The Eternal Optimist, age 20,
I’ve been on the receiving end of some truly inspiring emails today that I thought I would share. Names and identifying characteristics, facts, and details have been changed. Oh wait! There ARE no details or facts in any of these. Please note that I have kept all grammar, spelling, and punctuation intact.