It is, once again, Password Change Day. This is the day in which I am forced to change my password on my work computer, somehow completely screw it up, and spend the entire day trying to get it fixed. I delay until the very last minute every single time because…every single time it doesn’t work.
Dear Mr. Tailgater Guy: First of all, let me preface this by saying how well I understand that where ever you are going is always going to be more important than where I am going. I understand that the world revolves around you, and that me and my puny vehicle, while still traveling at five
You guys, I am such a dork. My morning has been way too eventful already this morning. Items of note: 1 – I would not make a good Admin Assistant. I was responsible for scheduling a meeting for today and I went back and forth so many times that I updated the meeting three times,
I am disgruntled. The day isn’t even half over yet and already I have been aggravated more than I usually am in a week: Aggravation 1: I had one bowl left of my favorite microwaveable Minestrone soup. I had just got done heating it up when SPLAT! I knocked it all over the floor. Not
So, okay, I am completely uninspired this week. It has been a week from hell, people. Let’s recap. Monday. The last day of Memorial Day Weekend. It’s raining. To quote No N, “Washington happened.” The boat wouldn’t start. It wasn’t nice out. It sucked. After waiting at No N’s for two hours while we tried
To all the assholes out there who have ever gone onto Ebay and bid on an item when it has less than one minute to go in the auction: I. Hate. You. If you have ever stolen a camera from someone who has patiently waited for four days and played by the rules by bidding like they’re supposed to:
Team, I’ve been robbed. Seriously! If you recall my blogs on traveling, I have a new tip: never give your credit card to the hotel lady in order to have the stuff you forgot shipped back to you. Apparently I am even more fabulous than Assclown the Amazing Jerk Off, because somehow I can simultaneously be at
I totally was going to go to bed and instead I got sucked into reading all these blogs. There is an entire world out there that I didn’t even know about, including a whole new set of internet etiquette that I didn’t even know I had violated. Meanwhile I got inspired and wrote another one