You guys, I am such a dork. My morning has been way too eventful already this morning. Items of note:

1 – I would not make a good Admin Assistant. I was responsible for scheduling a meeting for today and I went back and forth so many times that I updated the meeting three times, and ended up having to ask for help to coordinate people’s schedules. I don’t have the right thought process for doing that kind of stuff or something…I just expect everyone to drop everything and be available when I need them.

2 – On another conference call today, I swear my phone said I was muted – but then everyone on the phone heard me make a comment to myself that I hated Mondays because I had been on calls since 10:00 AM! Totally embarrassed. I do have to say though, at least it wasn’t like I was doing 354 or something while thinking I was on mute. So I guess it could have been worse.

3 – For those of you in this area that may have missed PVDD’s bulletin, it is his 40th birthday today. The festivities are scheduled to begin at 5:00 PM today at Puget Sound Pizza on 7th and St. Helen’s. If you’re not in this area, make sure to drop him a note and say Happy Birthday!

4 – I need a vacation. Seriously. Therefore I have scheduled a whole WEEK in August when I will have the Kid and I plan to do exactly nothing. Except maybe take him and the Dogs camping. That’s it. Oh and maybe fall asleep in the sunshine and drive the Jeep around.

5 – I have another 354 story to share so there might be two posts today. I apologize in advance, but this is what you get when 2N blogs on a regular basis.

I think that’s it. This concludes your daily 2N update, please return to your regularly scheduled programs.

****UPDATE******

You know those days where it just goes from worse to worser? That was today. I dumped my drink in my lap and drenched my shirt, jeans, and phone, and nothing I do today is right. My phone now won’t turn on and when I try to send any text messages it just comes out gibberish. Just one faux pas after another. I’m off to take a percoset and pretend today never happened.