I have no idea why I’m still shocked when I log in and realize how long it’s been since I posted anything. Based on the last blog you had from me, you might have supposed that my next crock-potting adventure killed all of us.

Not so, my friends. Fortunately.

So if I wasn’t killing everyone with a crockpot disaster, what WAS I doing?

Well:

• I got an awesome new breadbox that I absolutely adore. I seriously do.
• I had a work trip to Denver, where I got my first look at a real, live, corn maze and did a service project with local elementary school kids.
• During this same work trip, I won a new travel companion! I’m still thinking of a name.
• I also forgot my makeup, but made it through the entire trip including a formal night with only the makeup I could borrow from my roommate.
• I learned how to fold a fitted sheet, and then to combine it with its matching flat sheet and pillow case into a neat little package.
• I then used this skill to semi-organize my linen closet.
• The dog is getting enormous.
• I found princess pigs and made scrapbook pages to ask my maid of honor and bridesmaid to be in my wedding.
• I picked a venue for the wedding.
• I was a sugar skull (again!) for Halloween.
• I chose and picked up my dress.
• Pee-pants ate not one, but TWO of my hats with pompoms.
• My sister took some engagement photos we can use on the save the date cards.
• I spent my birthday with my mom and sister.
• I got a tiny Christmas tree for the second year in a row.
• I installed a closet organizer.
• I crockpotted an entire spiral sliced ham (with pineapple!).
• I got a new washer and dryer.
• My mom gave me a hand-crocheted afghan of my favorite team!
• I finally found some perfect red lipstick.

Whew! That’s basically the last three months in a nutshell, complete with picture accompaniment! I feel totally accomplished.