Tag: drinking

drinking yourself under a bench…not just for kids anymore!

There comes a time in every dirty, mouthy hooker’s life in which she finds herself in the unavoidable situation of being drunk to the point of stupid activity but unfortunately not so drunk that she drinks herself into a safely somnolent stupor. On occasion, believe it or not, this has happened to me. Which is

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ode to my hat.

It truly is amazing what comes out of the woodwork when you post a pic of yourself with the word “Porn” in it. So far this morning, I have been asked whether I’d like to share too-hot-for-Myspace pics, how many movies I’ve made, and a rather innocuous sounding “Hi, how was your weekend?” (that’s how

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put your butter on my toast!

Hi everyone! Interesting time at the bar last night. We (the Family von N plus assorted other strange and interesting characters) went to go see a local band at my favorite blogging-and-drinking establishment. We took extra effort to create a picture blog of the nights events. Observe: 1N started the evening off by demonstrating how

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the most memorable new years ever…in the entirely wrong way

Okay team, more drunked blogging from your beloved 2N. I know that I owe you an LFB blog, and beleive me, it’s 3/4 of the way written, it’s just that cohabitation slapped me a good one upside the head this week and I have had nothing more to give than figuring out which piece of

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oh for godness sakes, i;m drunked and can’t think f a subject

Team. This is a drunked blog. If there are typos, I won’t notice them till tomorrow. So I need your forbearance till then. See, I still use big words. Holy shit, I don’t think I’ve laughed as hard in weeks as I did tonight. The Family had to load me in the back seat, I was laughing

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donshu tush me

As you know, it was Cinco De Mayo this weekend. As you probably guessed, I celebrated. Fun times. Any holiday that is celebrated by drinking large quantities of alcoholic beverages is my favorite. Friday night was absolutely, unequivocally the most fun we’ve had in a while. For the record: photo-booths are a super addition to

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